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Ant
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Of Breasts
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Ant
and Dec turned up to filming
of the latest series of Britain's
Got Talent to find a pert
pair of new tits pointing
right at them.
They
belonged to popular model
and television presenter Kelly
Brooks, who has joined the
judging panel, and not to
judge Piers Morgan, 43.
Ant,
35, told the bun: "It
was quite a shock, we hadn't
been told. It was quite off
puttin to start with but after
a coffee and a donut we managed
to get our act together again."
Dec,
43, cracked: "A great
pair of knockers joins the
panel of knockers. Ha ha.
You can't write stuff like
that."
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This
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Got Talent, Says TV Ace Cowell
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Television
rich guy Simon Cowell told a cheering
crowd that had turned up for filming
of a new series of the popular Britain's
Got Talent, that next year there
will be another series
of Britain's Got Talent.
Stories
that this was to be the final series
of the popular SHITV talent show,
which were reported in all the tabloids
only last week, are not true, said
a cheerful Cowell to cheers of thousands
waiting to audition.
A
97 year old former circus acrobat
and one legged harmonica player moaned:
"I've been standing in this bloody
queue for the last three days, the
least they can do is hear me sing."
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Accident Prone Kid, Says Expert
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19
year-old George Jacobs is
to take part in this year's
Britain's Got Talent
despite calls for him to be
banned for his own safety,
according to television sources.
Jacobs
got to the auditions stage
last year but knocked himself
out doing a dance routine
and had to be hospitalised.
"This
year I have perfected impressions
of the credit crunch and low
interest rates", said
Jacobs.
"I
believe you have to struggle
for your dream, and I am keeping
my dream alive. "
35,000
talentless people are expected
to audition for this years
show, a record.
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