Parents who are worried that their children might be playing near a banker are to be given the right to be told where bankers live under new government measures introduced today.

The Banker Register records the last known address of all bankers and it is this document that worried parents will have the right to see from today.

This move by the government seems to be an initiative aimed at heading off fears of anti-banker riots thought to be brewing for later in the year.

Bankers are now seen as a bigger threat to children than people in ski masks with chain saws running at them, according to a survey for Sky News and The Sun newspaper.

"I don't want to clout a banker. I just want to know where the bastards live," said one small businessman refused a loan only four days ago.

From November last year all bankers have had to register with the authorities and tell them when they are moving address.

Tell Us Where The Bankers Live!

It's about time this bloody government published a full list of the names and addresses of bankers responsible for this mess so that they can be sorted out, that's according to the Society Of Fist Waving Skinheads.

The quick sacrifice of a number of bankers now could be the only chance for the government to defuse threats of anti-banker rioting on the streets with pitch forks and flames not seen since Shrek the movie in 1999.

"I just want to know where these bastards live", said one 26 year old man with a fully grown Rottweiller standing by his side.

Bankers, some as young as 17, have had to register with the authorities since November last year if they have worked for a bank for three years, or 6 months if the government has taken a stake in the bank at which they work.

It's Time For Some Good Old Fashioned British Justice!

The register of British Bankers should be released to the public, according to a pressure group in Romford. "I want to know where the bankers live", said one old lady who had saved a shilling a week for the last 70 years only to find out last Friday that shillings had been withdrawn from circulation in 1969 by the Bank of England. "Bankers must learn their lesson, and if they don't then someone should be hurt. I want all those responsible to be punished: if the courts aren't going to do it then the public must now take charge." A policeman told this website: "Beating up a Banker is illegal and would need a change in the law to allow it."