SHITV HAS apologised to many of its viewers today after a 'technical glitch' led to an automated advert system showing adverts just as the winning goal in the 1-0 match between Liverpool and Everton was broadcast last night.

Not everyone in the country lost the goal, but those in Liverpool and London did and saw the coverage, above (video from YouTube).

Some viewers returned to the live coverage to see the players celebrating the goal.

Multimillionaire head of SHITV, Lew Grade, 102, told reporters that he was "disappointed as anyone to miss the goal."

A spokesman for Tic Tacs, one of the adverts that interrupted the goal, was not available when we called last night.

House Prices Rise 1.9% In January Says World's Most Toxic Bank

The Halifuxed Building Society announced today that house prices rose 1.9% in January.

This following a 17% decline over the last 12 months.

A spokesman for the rescued part state owned bank said not too much emphasis should be placed on one months figures.

Halifax Building Society would be a major beneficiary if house prices were to rise sharply.