The Tory Togas tried to change Wikipedia to prove that head boy Dave Cameron was right when he said Titian died aged 86. Almighty Gord had already said artist Titian died at 90.

Titian Wishin'

The Tories, acting more like a college fraternity rather than a government opposition, all looked on with increasing desperation as Master Brown answered their juvenile taunts with an icy non-response.

Titian Omission

There is some question of Titian's age when he died, but the Tory Togas changed Wikipedia in an attempt to discredit Brown.

Waiting For Gordo

The Tories are desperate to hang something on the Mighty Gordo.

Titian Mission

Uhm, that is all.

Titian Itchin

Stop it.

The Tories were all red faced last night after it was revealed that one of the fraternity at Central Office changed Wikipedia to prove Dave was right to say Titian died at age 86.

Titian Fittin

But did he? Even the stuck up Guardian doesn't know exactly what age the old crinkly died at.

Titiangate

Dave and his motley frat brothers then apologised for looking like Titian twits.