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FREE
PICTURE OF RUPERT MURDOCH FOR EVERY READER
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FTSE
100's Got The Best Pair Of Knockers
In History
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FTSE
100 Tits (Yahoo
Charts)
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Never
mind that shares are a fallin',
look at em like they're a
chart and you can get a right
eyeful!
That's
what stockbroker lad Mike,
24, did and he couldn't believe
his eyes.
He
told us: "I couldn't
believe me eyes! Looking at
a chart of the FTSE 100 was
just like looking at a page
3 beauty, charting has never
been this sexy."
In
fact this is the first time
a pair of tits has ever appeared
on a FTSE 100 and is a sign
from above that the end of
the world is nigh so you might
as well shag, said Nostrodamus.
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here
to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
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FTSE
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FREE
PICTURE OF MARGARET THATCHER FOR EVERY READER
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FTSE
100 'Wobbles About Like A Jelly On
A Plate'
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Shareholders
were clutching on for dear life again
yesterday as the FTSE 100 wobbled
back and forth, front and back, up
and asunder, like a jelly on a plate
being held by a grandparent with advanced
Parkinson's.
Financial
experts said the turbulence in the
financial markets is set to continue
for the foreseeable future, although
as nobody can see the future anymore
this could go on until everyone is
dead.
An
expert in stocks said: "It all
comes down to confidence. If you think
the jelly is about to stop wobbling
then now might be the time to buy,
otherwise put your spoon away - this
is one to sit out."
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House
Price Relief
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FREE
INVITATION TO APPLY FOR AN ACCOUNT AT HSBC FOR
EVERY READER INSIDE TODAY
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House
Prices Set To Rise 15% This
Year, says Editor
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House
prices are set to rise a staggering
15% this year, after mortgages
became available again.
Houses,
some now as cheap as £100,000,
could be a whopping £115,000
by Christmas.
A
reader told us: "I am
so relieved that house prices
are going back up again, I
thought I was bust."
Readers
with big busts who own their
own house send your pictures
to...
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