Only
ten days into Quantitative
Easing and the Bank of England
ran out of ink to print the
money, we have just been told.
A
spokeswench at The Old Big
Titted Lady Of Threadneedle
Street told this website:
"We've
run out of red, yellow and
green ink. It's not a complete
disaster, we've got loads
of black ink and I mean loads
of it a shed load the size
of an aircraft hanger of it,
blue is ok, and we've even
got loads of the silver foily
stripy thingie too. And of
course we've got loads of
paper."
A
spokesman for the company
that makes the special money
ink told us that experts were
approaching schools in the
area to get children's crayons
and pencils to help finish
the money off.
A
reader phoned us to say:
"You
would have thought the Bank
of England would have thought
about this before it all went
pear shaped. I'm thinking
of stripping naked on Youtube
to protest, would you like
an interview?"
