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Bank Holiday Tabloid Controversy - 4th May 2009
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Bank Holiday 1

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The Boobs (spoof of The Sun)
Banks To Be Forced To Work On Bank Holidays, Says Brown In Latest YouTube Outburst

Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, is embroiled in another YouTube 'smiling' fiasco today after he said he wanted to stop banks having Bank Holidays off.

The Prime Minister announced this in what no doubt he intended as a welcoming, no threatening, toofy grin, but in fact translated into a strange Mommy Dearest one.

"It is my firm belief that the Banks should work on Bank Holidays. It is only right and fair after their incompetence that have caused so much concern to ordinary men and women in the country."

"It is because of this that I have decided that Bank Holidays are now to be named public holidays like in America, and therefore the banks will have no excuse but to go to work."

A spokesman from the Royal Ballsup Of Scotland said that they will continue taking public holidays off because they haven't had any bankers working there since 1997.

4 May

 
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Bank Holiday 2

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)

Why Should The Banks Get Bank Holidays Off?

After all they've bloody well done, now the Banks get to have two days off this month AND THEY'RE NAMED AFTER THEM!

This country can't afford the banks to go on holiday after the mess they've made!

Two bleedin Bank Holidays in one month? after the worst financial disaster since financial disasters were first discovered in the 19th century, and the banks get to have them off? Off?

And what is more, what is this bloody government going to do about it?

Oh, Almighty Gord is about to start speaking on his new YouTube video... this will be good,... show us your teeth bitch!

4 May

 

 

Bank Holiday 3

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Daily Stir (Spoof of Daily Star)
Lazy Bankers!

Bankers who lost billions of pounds and are now only there because us plumbers and electricians gave them our money, are now set to enjoy a bank holiday paid for by us.

We say, get yer arses back to work and open up the banks on Monday!

Having a bank holiday after the worst financial disaster ever, as a result at least in large part due to the stupidity of banks and bank owned hedge funds, is one of the biggest disgraces ever.

If, during this bank made recession, the banks think they can close down the country, they have another thing coming.

Banks should have to go to work today and open up as if its a normal working day while the rest of us have a lie in for once.

Come on Gord, smile us your views.

4 May