|
MP
Controversy
|
FREE
MY TEN BEST PEES, BY WORLD PEEING CHAMPION
|
|
|
|
MPs
Told To Remove Shoes, Belts,
Before Entering Commons For
Crunch Speaker Speech
|
MPs
have been told they must remove
their shoes and leave them
outside on the carpet, to
prevent them throwing them
at the Speaker of the House,
later today.
Fears are growing that the
Commons is set to degenerate
into a riot as MPs look set
to lose everything they have
worked so hard to cover up
over the last five years.
"The
last time a Speaker was removed
from the Commons he was beheaded
with a flying sword, so we
aren't taking any chances
this time," said
a security spokesman.
As
a precaution all Muslim MPs
are to be arrested and held
for questioning.
|
|
|
18
May
|
|
|
Click
here
to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
|
|
|
MP
Extremity
|
FREE
GARDENING FOR THE HEIGHT IMPAIRED, STARTS TODAY
|
|
|
Calls
for Speaker Martin To Go, Set For
Tense Commons Whinging Session
|
We
live for days like these!
Ahhh.
Whinging
whinging everywhere and not a moment
to lose!
Bleedin
weather!
Bloody
bleedin scrounging MPs!!
Off
with the Speakers head!!!
There's
gonna be a fight!
Ooooohhhhhhh!
So,
Nick Clegg has called for the resignation
of the Speaker?
Just
imagine if the Speaker now decides
to expel Nick Clegg, the leader of
the LibDems, this afternoon!
Best
Constitutional crisis in ages... Don't
say we didn't warn ya...
|
|
18
May
|
|
|
|
|
MP
Flea
|
FREE
MP GRUBBINESS FOR EVERY READER, PAGES 1-16
|
|
|
|
MP:
I Was Forced To Claim Mortgage
Interest Even Though I Didn't
Want To
|
An
MP has broken ranks and in
a flood of tears, admitted
last night that he didn't
want to claim for a £17,500
a year phantom mortgage but
he was told he had to or he'd
'[be in] trouble'.
Oinkgate
Soon
to be multi-award winning
investigations by this newspaper
revealed that the abuse of
expenses in Parliament is
far wide ranging than earlier
thought.
Crisps
Crisis
One
MP has offered to pay back
the 45p he claimed for a packed
of Walkers Cheese and Onion
crisps in September 2007,
but refused to pay back the
£15,600 he successfully
claimed for a new kitchen.
Expense
Expanse
It
is becoming clear that what
we have been looking at is
simply the tip of the iceberg,
this is now potentially the
biggest scandal since Charles
I raped his prime minister
over the breakfast table,
an allegation that we can
also reveal happened for the
first time today.
We're
on a roll... Hazza!
|
|
|
18
May
|
|
|
|
|
|
