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Flamed Geezer
- Today's Page 9 Fella
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Here's
cheeky hunk Piers from North
London.
His
interests include working
out, Arsenal Football Club,
looking gooood naked.
Cheeky
Piers puts down his ravishing
buff bod to hours and hours
of photoshopping, grunting
and drinking Bollinger.
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Chipper
Piers To Join Blobbendales
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Piers
Morgan, former editor of the Doolally
Mirror and News of the Hurled, is
to join the Blobbendales the comedy
strip group following his latest advertising
campaign for something or other.
Oh
Gawd!
Posing
in just his birthday suit with his
embarrassment covered by a scarlet
throw, Perky Piers is advertising
his new perfume PiersArse.
PiersArse
is said to smell of meat.
It
costs £4.99 from all good record
shops.
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Morgan
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Piers
Morgan Picture Is Fake
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Piers
Morgan's latest picture is
a complete fake...
Look
at the shadow under his chin.
Blobby Piers, 15 stone, has
a double chin and it's been
airbrushed out in this picture,
along with his body which
was a male model and not his
at all.
Above
is a picture of the model,
blurred out in the promo video
and even though you can't
see who it is, it is clearly
not Morgan.
Journalists
speaking at some party or
other told our editor: "Piers
should be ashamed of himself.
I hope they are paying enough."
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