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Twatgate: David Cameron Gaff - 29th July 2009
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Cameron Gaff

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The Thun (spoof of The Times aka The Thunderer)

David Cameron Twit Comment 'Obscene'

David Cameron, speaking on the Christian O'Connell show on Absolute this morning said 'Twat' in an on air comment, we can now report.

The word 'tw*t' means vagina and is vulgar and very obscene.

A spokesman for David Cameron told this newspaper:

"Oh for f**ks sake he's getting down with the kids. Kids today use the word tw+t, just like earlier generations used the words r*ddy, bl**dy and fl*nnel."

A spokestwat for the Labour party told this newspaper:

"David Cameron is clearly not ready to be prime minister if he hasn't mastered English yet. Vote Labour."

 
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Cameron Guff

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)

Cameron Swears On National Radio

The BBC has said that all future David Cameron interviews will have to be recorded prior to being broadcast after the leader of the Conservative Party said a swear word on Absolute FM earlier today.

David Cameron said 'twat' which most people in the country think means something like twit but actually is a vulgar swear word meaning vagina and is banned.

Cameron has been reported to the Broadcasting Complaints Authority and could be prosecuted in time for the general election in May/June next year, sources close to the government told this newspaper.

If found guilty Posh Dave joins a long list of senior Tories who appear socially detached from the common people.

Crash Gordon was unavailable for comment.

 

 

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Daily Stir (Spoof of Daily Star)
Cameron Says TWAT On Live Radio

David Cameron allegedly shouted "f*ck off you t*sser m*ther f***a tw!t" today on a live radio broadcast", according to our editor.

Christian O'Connell, who presented the breakfast show, said that he was shocked at the outburst once he finally stopped laughing about it at 4 o'clock this afternoon.

David Cameron, 41, thought the word tw*t meant twit but it doesn't and is on a list of banned words that include f*ck and c*nt.

David Cameron should have known better and it throws into doubt if he is actually ready to be prime minister next year, according to sources close to the government.