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Gary McKinnongate - 6th July 2009

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It Don't Matter Wot He Done, Our Gazza Is Innocent

Gary McKinnon, a British computer hacker with Aspherger's Syndrome, could be extradited to the United States to face 70 years in prison for doing nothing.

Well, we don't actually know what he done but look at him he looks harmless to us.

Poor lad Gary only wanted to find out what the US authorities knew about UFOs and accidentally deleted files that could have killed millions.

Gary could be imprisoned for up to 70 years, or 25,000 arse attacks in English money.

Gary, 40 told The Boobs: "I'm flubbing shizzing myself, no kidding."

6 July

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Sarah Brown, the prime minister's wife, broke down in tears today as she tried to chew down a mouthful of lasagna.

Gary McKinnon, who suffers from Asperger's syndrome so has to smoke pot a lot, tapped some keys on his computer in 2001 and just happened to get into one of the most secure computer systems in the US military, just after 911.

"I only went to the places where they didn't have passwords so what could I do?" asks our Gazza.

The US authorities claim that Gary, 40, managed to gain control of 100 top secret computers, but McKinnon claims he was only able to do it because high ranking officers hadn't entered a password in to protect their systems.

A clever American git in the office said: "The US authorities are just trying to blame someone for their own incompetence."

Our Gary hasn't done nuffink wrong apart from deleting some files and crashing the Washington DC defense system. Leave him be bully boy bruisers!

6 July

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Yanks Hiding A Secret Space Station, Says Our Gary

Asperger's Syndrome pot smoking hacker sensation Gary McKinnon used a laptop to hack into the US defense and NASA systems to mount the worst breach of security in peace time while he was high on drugs.

Well done Gary you showed 'em.

Now the yanks are trying to get him extradited to convict him to serve 70 years in prison.

Gary told reporters that he found evidence of a secret US space ship and "non terrestrial employees", this is the real reason he has to be extradited.

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6 July