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Full Coverage Of News Of the World Phone Hacking Scandal - 10th July 2009

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Andy Coulson Frequently 'Hacked' Into His Own Phone While He Was Editor Of The 'Hurled'

Andy CoulsonAndy Coulson regularly hacked into his own phone to get voicemail messages while he was editor of the News of the Hurled, it was revealed last night.

Coulson, who edited the News of the Hurled between 2003 to 2007, was often heard swearing about his voicemail service which he often claimed kept changing his security pin number without telling him.

Private investigators had to be called on no less than 34 occasions when he 'forgot' his PIN number, because 'they were the only ones who knew what it was', it was claimed last night.

An expert in media skullduggery told this concernedpaper: "Phone hacking is not illegal if you own the phone."

10 July

 
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Half Of All Voicemail Pin Codes Today Are 0000, The Rest 1234 Says Private I

Celebrities were sometimes so desperate for their mobiles to be hacked into they often phoned up journalists at the News of the Hurled to tell them what their security pins were, it was revealed last night.

"We would normally tell them to change the PIN back to the default which is either 0000 or 1234, but then the line would go dead like they didn't know what we were talking about," said a reporter on the news desk.

"Sometimes particularly desperate celebrities would stage elaborate voicemail messages in an attempt to get our attention, but it only worked on about 54,000 occasions."

10 July

 

 

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"Voicemail Hack Saved My Life", Says Big Chested Model From Enfield

"The News of the Hurled saved my life when a private investigator heard my cries for help I left on my voicemail", said Tracy Ebens of Enfield.

This is just one of the thousands of voicemail hacks that celebrities and members of the public have congratulated us about following The TreeHuggians' revelations this week.

Tracy Ebens was held hostage in the back of her boyfriend's car with just her mobile phone for comfort. Her story shows how hacking undoubtedly saved her life:

"Thank the oh my good lord for the News of the Hurled for hacking into my mobile phone or I wouldn't be here today.

I left home to go to work but my ex boyfriend attacked me and knocked me unconscious and left me in the boot of his car.

I left a voicemail to myself on my mobile phone and thank the good gentle Jesus that it was heard by a News of the Hurled reporter who came to rescue me.

I owe my life to the News of the Hurled hacking into my phone. If it was for The Treehuggian I would be dead today."

10 July