Bank Bonus Bollocks

Later this week the FSA is to announce its stupid new strategy to stop top bankers fleecing the population by making millions in bonuses on the back of hard-up taxpayers who bailed them out only months ago.

Banks, some as old as 350 years, should be told to stop paying their bankers anything in October or those troops not in Afghanistan for the next 40 years should be told to take over the banks and shoot anyone with a bonus. But will those dozy idiot regulators listen to us?

Will they hell as much.

We have got to do something about these bloody bankers, some who get a bonus over 50 times what senior managers at News International get paid for a whole month.

Paying bankers, some as young as 23, million pound bonuses just for making the tea must end at once and if the FSA don't come out and say this this week then we will be as pissy as hell the next day after.

Have these bankers no shame and why won't the regulators do anything to stop it?

Bank Bonus Ban Bashed

Here we go again, the FSA is about to do nothing again while bankers make bonuses that would make most sensible people's eyes water.

Penniless taxpayers will have their faces slapped once again by an arrogant minority of city fat cats out to make a fast buck and if it bankrupts the whole country then its no fault of their own.

Doh! doesn't even start to express how we are feeling.

City fat cats make us sick.

Nobody in the Daily Moan's office gets paid more than £450,000 a year and that's perfectly enough to live on in the poshest of areas in the most expensive parts of the country, thank you very much.

If the FSA knew what is best for the country then they would be phoning us up and asking us to sort it all out.

We would start by saying no to all bonuses over £50 a week. £50 is the price of a nice meal in a modestly priced restaurant, or is 5 meal deals for 2 for £10 including wine from Marks and Spencer's.

Bugger The Bank Bonuses!