Big Brother House Repossessed

Channel Four's financial problems worsened today as it was revealed that the Big Brother house has been repossessed after the company failed to keep up the mortgage payments.

In a special agreement with its creditors the show will continue to be broadcast until this Friday at which time it will be taken off the air abruptly.

The show's producers have put the entire house up for eviction this week and will evict everyone in a surprise end of series eviction three weeks before the actual scheduled ending of the show, sources close to the show say.

This could be the end to Big Brother. This year's ratings fell to the lowest level since the great depression in 1929.

Channel Four Announce Programmes To Merge In Costs Clampdown

Location Location Location is to merger with Deal Or No Deal. The new show will be presented by the banker from DOND who will refuse to give the contestants a mortgage.

Hollyoaks is to merge with Father Ted. The new show will be set in a single dirty house in Ireland.

The Paul O Grady Show is to be merged with Bo Selecta. All the guests will be the same person but with a different mask.

Finally, Channel Four lunchtime news is to be taken over by Will and Grace repeats with only the fashions remaining.

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