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Scotland Hat Trick
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Scotland To Release All Libyan Zoo Animals
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The Scottish Minister for Entertainments has announced that all Libyan Zoo animals are to be released with immediate effect and allowed to roam free in the country.
The Libyan Tiger, Vicious Spotted Lemming and the Deadly Horse Eating Python have already been released, with the remainder of the less dangerous animals to be released in a few days time.
A spokesman said, "In Scotland we believe that all Libyan wild animals should be allowed to roam free."
Colonel Gaddaffi said the Scottish decision was stupid and they were all whiskey pickled idiots.
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RBS, Bank of Scotland And Now The Lockerbie Bomber Guy Is Freed...
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OK, deep breath. Dee-ep deep breath...
What the hell are they up to up North of the Border sending that terrorist home who blew up that jet killing 270 people in the same year that the Royal Bank of Scotland and Bank of Scotland (the BOS part of HBOS) had to be part nationalised after it was bought by LloydsTSB ruining the savings of millions of pensioners who had kept hold of their TSB shares since they were floated...?
Oh, oh..... ooooohhhhh!
Aaaahhhhh!
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We're speechless. The Daily Moan is speechless.
Oh.
Oh God, we're having a heart attack.
Arrrrrrr.
Aaaaaaaaa.
Argh!!!
(Will someone please call 999...)
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Thank Goodness The Lockerbie Bomber Guy Has Been Released
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The canny Scots have saved the country three months worth of prison expenses by sending home one of the biggest murderers in history today.
Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi, 5ft 7in, was flown home on a specially chartered flight, costing about four months worth of prison expenses, to get him out of the country quickly before they changed their minds.
The Americans and David Cameron are furious at this innocent man being released. But so what, the bloody yanks have been renditioning and holding innocent people in Guantanamo for years without a fair trial.
Well done Scotland for this courageous decision and we hopefully can now get some Libyan oil out of it too.
Chin chin.
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