Gordon Brown Uses C Word In Speech To TUC

In a widely pre-reported speech to the TUC today, the prime minister, still Gordon Brown, used the c-word more than 35 times.

This is the first time Brown, 59, has used such language in a public meeting.

A trade union member told this newspaper:

"It was just like I had walked into an episode of The Wire: it was c-word this, c-word that, and look at me like that and i'll kick you in the c-word."

Gordon Brown had earlier refrained from using the c-word in public, hoping economic recovery would come to the rescue. But now it's c-words for the next four years never mind who wins the next election.

George Osborne would probably also have told our reporter to cut off had we asked him.

Gordon Brown Is A Complete Cut

As the last act of a failing prime minister, Gordon Brown stooped to language previously thought inappropriate in a speech to the TUC and let rip with a stream of c-words.

"Cut here", "cut there", "you're a cut", "you faking cut", "cut off you cut", "look at me like that again you cut and ill cut you in the cut" were just a few of the expletives heard at the TUC yesterday afternoon.

The bloody damn and blast BBC covered the broadcast live with a warning to viewers to expect the c word at any minute.

It's a disgrace and we're looking forward to hearing the c-word coming from a much posher voice in May next year.

TUC In C Word Barrage From PM