Gordon Bennett, Brown, We're Backing The Cons!

After twelve disastrous years of Labour doing exactly what we told them to do, we have finally decided enough is enough.

From today we will not be backing the stupid Labour Party any more and will be endorsing the Nasti Party at the next election.

Labour are just a load of old gawpy rubbish.

Our readers told us:

Come on Harriet Harman get yer tits out.

Posh Dave is a much better speaker on the telly than Gordon ever was.

I can't wait to leave Europe, come on Dave give us a referendum.

After lumping us with John Major in 1992, The Sun has made the right decision once again.

I am a Labour supporter and read the Sun every day and I can honestly say I never realized they supported Labour during this time. Superb, keep up the good work. Tits!

Is Gordon Brown On Drugs?

Oh stop going on about the bleedin Blue Boobs changing allegiance to the Cons. So what? The tarts will pick anyone who look like they are going to win.

Gawd, me back.

Just remember The Bleedin Sun were responsible for John Major's last term in office and look what a monumental disaster that was.

Haaaaaaaaaa!

Now, riddle me this: Given a choice between making more money for their Australian shareholders or making this country great again which one would they choose?

Yea, it's the money. They hardly pay any bloody tax in this country anyway, the News International tits.

As for this scandalous headline, who the hell wrote that?

If Gordon Brown is on drugs how will we ever find out? The drug company are going to keep it quiet if he's only this good on their drugs aren't they? Pissing hell fire.

The Sun Flip Flops Over To The Cons, Bastards