Sugarbabe Singer Disappears

Worried fans last night phoned our switchboard to find out where the missing Sugarbabe, Keisha Buchanan, was.

A man who looks like Posh Spice was initially being sought by police for questioning.

It later turned out that the missing Sugarbabe was not a missing Sugarbabe at all and was in fact just a plain old missing person after having been kicked out of the Sugars earlier in the day.

Our readers were in uproar, here are just a few of their comments:

"The Sugababes stand for a whole lot more than great songs and sexy dance routines. This is the first real crisis of pop culture of the millennium."

"Which of the Sugarbabes is now to pout? Which now to sing? and which to wiggle? If they keep chopping and changing them about like this I can see dance-y sing-y mayhem breaking out. Booo!"

"They should be renamed Jellybabes and wrestle topless in jelly in their next video."

"If they were renamed the Jellybabes they might even get some sponsorship from whoever makes Jelly Babies these days. Are they even thinking about the money now, or is it just about the art?"

Bloodgate, Crashgate And Now Babegate, Gawd Blimey Hell

There isn't a single original babe in the Sugarbabes as from this morning!!!

This is a complete disgrace and the record company should immediately authorize the illegal downloading of all the groups tracks.

What is going wrong with pop culture in Europe today? F1 drivers purposely crashing their cars, rugby players chewing on blood capsules so they can be blood binned, and now there are none of the original Sugarbabes in the Sugarbabes!!!

Where will this decline into damnation ever end?

And what about this: What if the original Sugarbabes want to reform in the future? There might not be enough ink to print the full repercussions of this sugary babe-scandal in the entertainment press.

Gawd hell fire, do we have to think of everything?

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