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Struttin' Button
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Button Pressed Until End
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Jensen Button, heir to the button empire, swerved in and out and round and about, to go from 14th at the start of the F1 race in Brazil on Sunday, to a world championship qualifying 5th by the end. Wallop! Cor Blimey! Well done my son-mate!
In an after race sing song 'We Are The Champions' was burned into the eardrums of listeners around the world who, when they phoned up to complain, tragically realized they had lost their hearing and didn't know someone had answered the other end.
Jensen Button is our mate.
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Poor Moir
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'I'M A JAN FAN' BADGE FOR EVERY READER ISNIDE TODAY
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What's Eating Dear Old Jan Moir?
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Poor old lovable Jan is having a hard time of late and it appears that her looks are takin' a pummeling, that's if this picture of what someone told us was her coming to work this morning is anything to go by...
Trooper Jan managed to raise a smile in spite of record numbers of people complaining about a ridiculous article wot she wrote in which she said that civil partnerships are stupid if people are allowed to die when they are in one.
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Jan in happier times. |
Chin up Jan, and how about putting the moisturizer on your face next time?
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The Price Is Right
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Katie Price Wins Mother Of The Year Award
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There is nobody who can juggle her career and be a mother on our front page better than Katie Price aka Jordon.
So it was not much surprise when we awarded her with The Star's Mother Of The Year Award for doing such a brilliant job.
Model, Price, manages to juggle both her children, her career, her bosoms and her topless cage fighting boyfriend all in the air at one time, all in a tabloid friendly sized picture five days a week. Brilliant work babe.
Go get those headlines Katie! Get em off!
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