The BBC attempted to discredit the Chosen One last night by asking accident prone but lovably faffy blond haired mayor of London Boris Johnson to tell all about David Cameron's past.
But loveable bouncy Boris failed to put the cat amongst the pigeons probably because he forgot what he was talking about. What a delight!
Our switch-board was smacked to melting point by readers angry that the BBC used the license fee money to orchestrate this attack on the next prime minister.
Henry, Romford: "I can't understand a bloody word Boris is saying. Is he a Liberal?"
Mary, Trailerpark: "It's about time Boris was back on the telly, where has he been? He would make a perfect comedy foil for Gordon Ramsay - the new Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis."
Rupert, Owner: "The bloody BBC has a feckin cheek complaining about Dave Cameron's flower pot past. It's none of their bloody business."
Fred, Murray: "Dave Cameron was just showing his green credentials. Throwing a flower pot through a window in the 80's was the height of cutting edge greenity. Go Dave."
Anne, Preistley: "I do hope Cameron has the chance to do a photo op with a flower pot during the election, it beats all those bloody baby shots."
