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Nick Griffin - Question Time - 23rd October 2009

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Spittin' Griffin

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The Boobs (spoof of The Sun)

BBC Defends New 'Jeremy Kyle' 'Question Time' Format

Nick Griffin, BNP führer, is to complain to the BBC after appearing on an edition of Question Time which used a new Jeremy Kyle style format, with David Dimbleby shouting at him at one point to "sort your life out".

A producer of the show told reporters: "We were trying to get a reaction from Griffin: making him cry was the aim but we were happy when we made him blink uncontrollably."

The BBC said their suspension of the usual Question Time format was appropriate in the circumstances as Jack Straw had turned up, and Bonnie 'should be Dame' Greer was sitting the other side for a full stereo effect.

Luckily, earlier in the week, senior army generals had criticized the BNP for using the army in their campaigns, otherwise Question Timers would have had to talk about the post strike for the first thirty minutes.

 
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Eff'in Griffin

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)
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Nick Griffin, Dear, Give Us Your Diet Tips!

BNP leader Nick Griffin was widely criticized for looking a bit tubby on the telly last night, as against thin and chipper Jack Straw, and the effortlessly glamorous Bonnie Greer.

Hasn't he heard that the telly puts 6 pounds on you? What was the silly billy thinking wearing his chin like that?

We know a bit about putting on the pounds here at the Daily Moan, we would all much rather be munching on a fruit and nut than do almost anything else!!!

You'll never see us on the telly!

So, Nicky dear, looking as good as you do would be an improvement for us.

So, how do you do it?

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Biffin' Griffin

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Daily Excrement (Spoof of Daily Express)

BBC Is Rubbish For Not Asking What Nick Griffin Thinks About Striking Black Posties

The BBC continued to defend the Question Time programme in which leader of the BNP, Nick Griffin, made an appearance last night, this morning.

Questions such as 'Are indigenous British postmen as good as ones that can't speak any English?', were ignored in favour of Jack Straw and Bonnie Greer giving him a good telling off in both ears.

But the country will now never know what Griffin thinks about striking black postmen, only twelve hours into the first national strike in two years. This is a disgrace and is typical of the bloody BBC.

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Apology: We have been told to apologise for the section above in which we likened the appearance of Nick Griffin to the Churchill dog.