This newspaper has been a steadfast supporter of Celebrity Big Brother for the last ten years. The programme has given us the opportunity for some juicy scandal in a quiet editorial time of the year and if there is anything we like best it is juicy corblimeyness.
However, from Sunday, after 11 celebrities attempted to get into a single Mini, we say enough is enough.
Arses and feet poking out of a Mini? Faces squashed to windows? This is just not acceptable entertainment from Channel Four which gets license fee money.
As part of our get Big Brother off the air campaign, the producers of this year's Big Brother are to be questioned by topless Sun page three babes all next week.
Send in any questions you would like to ask...
JJ, Norwich Is it true that you considered asking the mentally unstable man who knocked the Pope to the ground the other day?
BG, London Surely you could have asked a member of the Taliban to go into the house, seeing this is the last series?
FG, Fracknellheath Why are your researchers on minimum wage when stars such as Vinnie Jones are reported to have been paid £350,000 to go into the house?
HG, London What is this Big Brother thing? Have I been living under a rock for the last decade, I have never heard of it !!?
