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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER 2010 - 24th January 2010

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BB Back II

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Blue Boobs (Spoof of The Sun)

Hard Man Vinnie Flips Over In CBB Kitchen

Hard man turned hard man movie actor Vincent Thelosophies Jones, flipped out in the CBB kitchen today when he used his fists to beat the yolk out of some eggs and then fry them in a pan and then flip them like he did to that guy in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels but without using a car door.

Hard flan Vinnie then looked pleased with what he had done to the delight of his housemates, but not to tv chef Gordon Ramsey who says it was a f**king disgrace.

That is fighting talk and we will be telling Vinnie what he said and then send a photographer round.

Vinnie is the one man Ramsay can't hairdryer. The media tart may at last have met his match.

 
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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)

Vinnie Jones Beats Up Eggs Then Fries Them

When will the producers of this year's sordid Celebrity Big Brother stop this violence in the house?

Not only do we have to get assaulted by Vinnie's craggy face 24/7, now we see him beat up some defenseless eggs in the Big Brother kitchen.

And then, to add insult to injury to egg lovers everywhere, he then puts their poor eggy souls into a frying pan and puts the heat on.

And even that wasn't enough for Vinnies hen fruit duffing.

He then decides to grab hold of the handle of the frying pan and flip the now dead eggs as entertainment!!!

Oh come on Channel 4 this is just a disgrace.

When will you have some real programmes on and not this piffle?

 

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Daily Excrement (Spoof of Daily Express)

Page Three Nicola Set To Beat Up Vinnie In Final

Luuuuvly Nicola T, who has a great pair of knockers, looks set to beat Vinnie Jones the one time favourite to win the last series of Celebrity Big Brother, our horoscope expert says.

Luverly jubblies Nicky has shown herself to be a great personality as well as a fit bird.

In Ms T's latest challenge to kiss all of the housemates so that she can get a message from home, she has shown what a great sport with a great rack she really is.

Nicola T update: She has just called Ivana Trump a big fat orange and Jonas Roland Rat. What a delightful example to the youf of today.

Her breasts may have got her here, but it's her personality that is set to make her the next Kerry Katona.

 
 
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