Summer Lovin
ANOTHER FREE
TOPLESS PICTURE OF DAVE CAMERON'S MISSUS INSIDE TODAY
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BBQ Summer 2: This Time It's Really Real
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Coming to a neighborhood near you this summer The Boobs present:
Red Hot Summer In Britain Watch
Last year they promised us a BBQ summer, but it turned out to be the wettest ever.
So this year we are determined to make the hot hot summer hotter hotter still by selling your our best ever portable BBQ.
Don't miss out, order your Sun BBQ for only £49.99 NOW. BBQ like it's 2004.
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Summer Moanin
FREE 'BBQ SUMMER 2009-10' HAT FOR EVERY READER INSIDE
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Oh No Not Another BBQ Summer!
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Here we go again.
Last year they told us it was going to be a BBQ summer and we bought some nice new shorts and some light coloured socks and a nice light brown jumper and what happened?
BBQ Summer up your arse it was.
These weathermen! All they do all day is predict what the weather is going to be and what do they do? They muck it all up.
So, once again they tell us it's going to be a BBQ summer.
And do we know where we put our new shorts we didn't wear last year? Do we heck.
Oh, cheer us up, buy something overpriced from our newspaper shop:
Daily Moan Offers: A special offer for all our moaning readers. Only £59.99...
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Summer Labour
FREE COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE LABOUR PARTY, PART 2784, 'END TO BOOM AND BUST' TO BUST, INSIDE TODAY |
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2010 Red Hot BBQ Summer, Says Expert
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It's time to throw away your leg warmers and rip off all your clothes, cover yourselves in sun lotion from our newspaper shop, and go out into the garden to BBQ the summer away.
That's if the weathermen are right this year after being wrong last year.
For only £49.98 you can buy our BBQ for endless summer barbeques*, it also doubles as a plant stand during the winter months.
Send your £49.98 to Dully Mirror Offers...
* dependent on an endless supply of food, charcoal, lighter fluid and matches, not included in this offer.
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