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Tory Leadership Didn't Know Lord Ashcroft Didn't Pay UK Tax On Most Of His Income - 5th March 2010

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Ashcroft Angst

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The Thun (Spoof of The Times)

For Lord Ashcroft Non Dom Story, See Page 12

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Lord Ashcroft revealed he was a non-dom today. No Hum.

In other news: John Terry thanks crowd for their support in England's 3-1 win over Egypt..

Cheryl and Ashley are meeting for the first time since their split was announced

GMTV's Penny quits to do other stuff.

 
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Anyone For Ashcroft?

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)

For The Lord Ashcroft Con Dom Story Go To Page 11

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Kerry Katona goes out shopping with her Mum

Old woman says she is 100% sure she saw Geri Halliwell in Portugal once

Blimey, it's 5th March, look over there...

Whoops a daisy.

Yes indeedy.

Have you seen the weather?

What about those storms in France?

 

Fishy Ashcroft

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Ashcroft's Non Dom Bomb: Cameron Didn't Know For Decade

David Cameron was out of the loop for a decade about Lord Ashcrofts's tax status. What does this say about chipper Dave and his leadership style?

In this week's episode of Tory Soap we didn't find out:

If Dave didn't know, why didn't he?

If Dave did know and says he didn't, can he ever be prime minister?

If William knew but didn't tell Dave for a couple of months, why didn't he tell him?

Why didn't Ashcroft tell Dave himself?

Why didn't Dave ask Ashcroft?

Where was George when all of this was going on?

Maybe all this will be found out in the next episode of Tory Soap... stay tuned.