Sport Relief: Is Chewing Gum A Sport?

Some fat school children who might hurt themselves if they tried running a bit have been told they can chew gum instead for Sports Relief.

Fatsos, some as young as 6, have been getting their parents and grandparents to sponsor their chewathon which is said to exercise the tongue, chin and bit under the nose muscles.

But is this the right message to be sending to children, some as heavy as 23 stones?

Encouraging them to chew more stuff can only lead to even greater obesity in later life. What is this puffed out government thinking?

Who Is The Fattest Celeb In The UK? Why Aren't They Running For Sports Relief?

Rich fat celebrities have it all.

They have money, fame, a nice house, a brilliant car and cakes.

But some rich fat celebrities think they can get away with not doing anything for this years Sports Relief.

Some have even arranged to get thinner people to do their Sports Relief challenges for them and then take the credit on the telly later.

One popular fat celebrity hired her two times a week cleaner to do a mile run, claiming the last time she stood up in under 30 seconds she blacked out and had to spend the rest of the day in bed. She then looked at us all 'puffed out like' as if to prove her point!

We say: For gawds sake, celebrities, get off your fat arses and do some running and let our photographers follow you about when you are doing it (preferably without makeup) for a nice piccy we can use if something tragic happens to you later in the year.