Election Day 1
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Here's Hoping For A Well Hung Parliament
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Ooo. You look dishy in that, young man.
That's what this girl is looking for: a well hung parliament after the election!
Ooo yes!!!
Hasn't been that well hung since the 70s and we all know what a randy decade that was!!!
Ooo.
I'm feeling hot just a thinkin about it... I need to pour a jug of water over my t shirt...
Oooo, Mr Cameron, you saucy devil, bring George with you next time...
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Election Boring
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Is This The Most Boring Election Campaign In History?
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It's only just over a day and we're bored already.
Oh, COME ON someone do something, say something interesting.
Just one thing.
PLEEEEEEASSSE.
Pretty please?
How much did Samantha Cameron pay for that dress?
£560?
Hmmm. Last one was £1467, no story there.
Ho Hum.
Oh gawd. No?
Oh God, another 29 days of this rubbish.
Is there anything good on the telly?
Yawwwwnnnnnn...
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Election Insomnia
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Mirror Foils Tory Jeremy Paxman Blackmail Plot
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An attempt to blackmail Jeremy Paxman by kidnapping his wife and children while he interviewed David Cameron, was foiled last night by quick thinking Daily Mirror journalists.
Media police have been warned that this isn't an isolated incident.
Jeremy Paxman is regarded as one of the stroppiest interviewers and silencing him would be a major coup.
A spokesman for the BBC said soon after the kidnap plot was foiled:
"Jeremy is free to be as argumentative as usual, with the usual bonus of £1000 each time he makes one of the party leaders cry."
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