Election 2010: 'You're lying', 'No we're not', 'Yes you are', 'No we are not'

Furious exchanges over who was telling the truth about tax today boiled over into bars and pubs across the land with brawls and pamphlets being shoved in each others faces.

Youtube crashed at lunch time when more than 10,000 activists from all parties uploaded videos.

A Youtube expert told this newspaper:

"Thank heavens nobody clicked on them to watch them, or this could have been the biggest YouTube system failure in the UK ever."

99 out of 100 videos posted by political activists are shit, according to research.

Election 2010: 'We're not lying', 'Yes you are', 'Yes it looks like it to us too'

Welcome to day two of our out on the streets, in the bars and in the homes of marginal constituencies coverage:

"No it wasn't."

"Yes it was."

"Behind you!!"

"Where?"

"Behind you!"

"Huh? But there's nothing there?"

"Look behind you the other way, over your other shoulder!!"

"What? This way?"

"No, oh God, are you thick or something, that's the same shoulder you looked over last time, the other, no, wait, ok, he's moved, look over the shoulder you just looked over QUICKLY... No, that's the other shoulder... If I had a gun you would bloody get it, I mean it..."