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It's A Grayling Day! - 4th April 2010

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Blue Boobs (Spoof of The Sun)

It's OK To Refuse Two Labour Supporters At B&B, Says Grayling

Chris GraylingChris Grayling, Conservative Shadow Home Secretary, said it would be 'fine and dandy' for B&B owners to refuse to accept two Labour supporters wanting to stay at their B&B if they were Tory voters.

He said:

"If a person is running a guest house in their own home they should be able to choose who they let in.

Labour supporters can break beds when they have rough sex, and sometimes they can chip the paintwork."

What do you think?

MorkAndMindy: Nano Nano

ToryTrash: I am happily married. I stayed in an exclusively gay B&B while down in Brighton the other day and it was quite an education. I will never peal a carrot in the same way again.

GordonBennet: When will this government interference ever end?

 
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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)

Grayling Welcomes Tory Only B&Bs

Chris GraylingShadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling rushed to applaud the creation of Tory only B&Bs, earlier today.

The bed and breakfasts will cater just for Tories and will offer special David Cameron towels, Samantha Cameron shower soap and Chris Grayling door knobs.

Guests will be asked to sign a pledge to the Tory party when they register, and promise to be supportive of the Conservative Party in light pleasant conversations with other guests, and particularly at breakfast served at 8am sharp every morning on specially designed plates with David and Samantha Cameron smiling on them.

 

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Dully Mirror (spoof of the Daily Mirror)

B&B Can Refuse Mixed Labour And Tory Voter Couples, Says Grayling

B&B owners should have the right to throw out mixed voting couples one who votes Labour, one who votes Tory, said Shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling today.

In other news:

David Cameron ate my sausage, claims gay activist

Is Chris Grayling any relation to Ian Duncan 'Quiet Man' Smith? asks student

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