Vote Conservative Or You Will Die

Did you see what happened to Greece yesterday?

That's you that is.

That's you and the whole country. All in flames.

Unless you vote the only sensible choice.

Don't be like Greece even though you like going on holiday there.

Vote Dave.

It's General Erection Day!

At last, it's erection day.

Everyone across the land will be going into voting booths to mark their crosses.

David Cameron is now tipped to be prime minister by Friday morning, according to some polls wot don't say it will be a hung parliament.

And so we begin the clear up after 13 years of Labour BS. Probably.

At last... now for some real moaning.

But nothing to moan about for the rest of the day... pip pip...