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It's A Hung Parliament - 7th May 2010

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Duff Up For Downing Street

Hung Dung

FREE 'IT'S THE SUN WOT HUNG IT' POSTER INSIDE TODAY

Blue Boobs (Spoof of The Sun)

Brown: Hung, Not Gifted, And Back!

IT'S THE SUN WOT HUNG IT!

Gordon Brown returned to Downing Street today still prime minister but bruised and battered like he had been in a plane crash and had broken both of his legs.

Gordon Brown

Nick 'The Fixer' Cleggonhisface is to sit down with talks with Dave 'The One' Cameron later this afternoon to bash out an agreement to force Gordon 'Bennet' Brown to resign early next week.

All thanks to your soar away Boobs.

David Cameron, thumbs up

 
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Hung Fun

FREE A DOZEN CLEGGS INSIDE TODAY FOR EVERY READER

Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)

Oh God What Are We Going To Do Now?

Oh God, this is just the worst possible outcome.

During the worst financial disaster since, like, forever, we have the stupidest election outcome since 1974...

Hell, what are the bleedin' public thinking about?

Stupid pratts!

Idiots.

Absolute cunts!

Honestly, are voters in this bleedin country so stupid that they don't know what kind of government they want?

Seriously. How stupid can they be?

Do we at the Daily Moan have to do everything?

We would have made David Cameron PM yesterday, what did the country do?

They fudged it.

This bloody country doesn't deserve us, they are such cretins.

No wonder this country is in the state it's in.

(Not you of course, you're ok.)

David Cameron thumbs up

 

Hung Bung

FREE GOODBYE GORDON, HELLO DAVE DEE DOZY BEAKY MICK AND TITCH THE TORIES
Dully Mirror (spoof of the Daily Mirror)

Brown Throws Himself Against The Wall And Calls Himself Stupid

Gordon Brown threw himself against the wall and chastised himself loudly this morning after coming second in the general election.

Gordon Brown

It is the Labour Party's worst performance since Michael Foot, a leader who also talked funny and had a facial tick.

Later in the day a depressed looking Gordon Brown announced, from the steps of Downing Street, that he was prepared to talk with the Lib Dems if they were interested in talking to him, but if they didn't want to he would understand and they could take all the time they needed and talk to him if they wanted to later, oh my God I'm so depressed will someone kill me please...

HUNG BUNG

Plaid Cymru have offered to vote with anyone who gives them £300mn a year extra grant for Wales, according to reports on the BBQ News Channel.

 
It's The Sun Wot Hung It