David Cameron Wins Election, PaddyPower Sponsored Feature

Irish bookmaker Paddy Power has started to pay out to all punters who bet that David Cameron will become the next prime minister, according to Australia's ABC website earlier today.

It's the Sun wot won it.

But David Cameron is not taking his inevitable victory for granted as he continues to campaign through the night.

This Conservative victory ends 13 years of a disastrous Labour government that we felt we had to stop supporting after 12 disastrous years.

"There's hardly any point in voting on Thursday now the result has been revealed," said one political commentator.

Gordon Brown Is Best Ever Prime Minister, Says 'Strange' Candidate

Eeee nads.

One minute political experts are saying that Gordon Brown is the worst prime minister we have ever had, and only five minutes later there is another expert saying he is the best prime minister in history.

For goodness sake will you all please make up your minds!!!

He can't be both.

We have never been much of a fan of Gordon Brown but his goldfish impression is starting to grow on us.

Have you noticed how strange David Cameron looks when he talks without doing that gasping for air thing?

I suppose we will have to get used to it.

Damn and blast them all.