Blattered

There were calls for Sepp Blatter to resign today after England lost its match with Germany after a goal was disallowed which destroyed England's chances.

The criminally disallowed goal, which was a full ten inches behind the line, was disallowed when none of the five officials saw it.

Bloody hell ref are you blind?

The disallowedness of this goal then destroyed England's self confidence and they collapsed to more and more embarrassing errors which eventually led to Germany being forced to score another two goals.

FIFA were you watching? Or is watching the game on television one technological step too far for you Luddites?

Completely Mullered!

Thomas Muller, a German, got the third and fourth goals that finally ended any chance of England winning the World Cup, here in Bloemfontein today.

Eeeee Nads

England were reduced to a team that looked like they were old and crippled players who had forgotten to bring their zimmer frames.

Yiiipppp!

At one point the Germans even benefited when a critical England goal was disallowed. Oh don't get us started, England always go out like this.

Giiiiipp

The word zimmer is probably German too for all they tell us.

Phew wot a schnitzel!

But you wait, our Andy will do it at Wimbledon this year.

Germany vs England: Four - Hun

England lost four - hun to the Germans today after a disgracefully disallowed goal.

What was that linesman looking at?

It was all just typical.

Following this disaster, England's poor sausages just couldn't be bothered, and why not?

"They could do nothing more than act like stupid wankers for the rest of the game, at least let the players have a beer during the game, maybe even some crisps," said one supporter who had spent over £30,000 to get to the match because he is a flash git.