Yuck Wot A Squelcher!

They promised us a barbeque summer but all we got was rain and cloud where the sun was supposed to be.

So we asked our Page Three lovelies to strip down to their galoshes and rain hats to cheer the lads up.

So they did their own version of Singin' In The Rain, the Morcambe and Wise classic, but with lots more pouting and pointing to their lovely jubblies.

Pole dancing in the rain

And when they had finished there wasn't a dry eye, trouser, jacket and shirt in the house.

We Said Barbeque Summer, Not Barbeques Summer, Say Weather Experts

Weather experts who had promised us a barbeque summer told us to stop moaning, we had it on the 17th July last month.

The weather expert who told us to expect a barbeque summer said:

"I never said there would be a barbeques summer, just a barbeque summer. If you didn't bother to have a barbeque on the one nice day this year it's your own stupid bloody fault."

August could go down as the moaniest in history if it keeps raining like this.

Gaaad. Bloody bleedin typical.

Everyone Gets Their Kit Off

Everyone in London stripped to the waist today to make the most of the weather conditions inside their warm comfy air conditioned offices.

Some offices even increased the temperature temporarily so that topless office workers could feel comfortable walking about with their chests bouncing about the place.

Ugly city employees were told to take the day off, or go and work in the designated no top off offices.

Everyone else cavorted about the place like nobody's business.

For all the pictures you'll just have to buy the paper...