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'That's The Last Time I Order The Breakfast Eye Opener At That Hotel', Says Hague
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William Hague ordered the Breakfast Eye Opener at the hotel at which he shared a room with his then driver, and now Special Adviser, Christopher Myer, we can now reveal.
The Eye Opener consists of two extra large sausages, three large fried eggs, fried bread, mushrooms and baked beans, and as much coffee you can drink before you need to go to the toilet.
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Christopher Myer has since resigned as Hague's Special Advisor.
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In response to the allegations that William Hague appointed an unqualified male lover as his Special Advisor, the foreign secretary responded by saying he was trying to have a family with his wife.
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David Cameron says he has 100% confidence in William Hague, down from 110% earlier in the year.
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Just William
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The Real Scandal Here Is That William Hague Is Wearing Caps Again
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William Hague is at it again!!!
He's wearing baseball caps during what could be the biggest gay sex scandal of this government since the one in the first ten days.
Yes, after the last time!
William, don'cha listen to us girls here at the Moan?
No foreign secretary should wear a baseball cap, and a tight fitting shirt and sunglasses if they want to get away with a story like that, babe.
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Brown Was Bonkers Says Blair
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Today, exclusive extracts from A Journey, By Tony Blair:
"Gordon Brown was completely nuts and drove me to drink.
He seemed pleased it was Scotch I was drinking. The bastard."
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"I still believe there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, we just haven't found them yet. Iraq is a big place and I think we should continue to look for them. Has anyone thought about checking for them in Iran? Well, I think they should."
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"For all that is said and done, had I not followed George Bush I wouldn't have become so popular in the USA and I wouldn't have made anywhere near as much money as I have done after leaving Number 10. I own 9 houses according to the newspapers. Well, I can't say fairer than that."
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"Yes, of course, I have told Peter Mandelson, Gordon Brown and Judy Madeley to fuck off. Hasn't everybody?"
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"Alistair Campbell is terribly misunderstood. Get him to do his Beyonce 'Put a ring on it' impression after a couple of drinks and you'll see the other side."
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