You'll Be Seeing These Two Boys A Lot In The Coming Months, Says Two Fingered Cam

David Cameron stuck two fingers up in the "go away" style and promised supporters that we would be seeing these two boys a lot in the coming months.

"My two fingers will be hard at work in cabinet meetings and when anybody wants some money," he told an appreciative Conservative Party conference.

David Cameron is just like Winston Churchill who also used to stick his fingers up in the "go away" style, as this picture now shows.

Camers: "I Hate The Cuts", But His Body Language Says Different

Psychologists claim that David Cameron is actually enjoying talking about cuts, and doesn't find it hard at all, as he claims.

One said:

"His voice is saying sorry, but his arms, shoulders and nose are saying not.

If he really was sorry he wouldn't be sticking his chest out like a public school besuited Tarzan, he would cry like a little girl."

A sex expert told the Daily Moan that it looked like the prime minister was getting aroused when he talked about the cuts, as if he was thinking about cutting clothes of a sexy person.

Save Our Gamu!

Gamu Nengu was kicked off X Factor because doing so would lead to headlines in newspapers for the next week or so, an expert on Simon Cowell claims in a documentary to be screened on the brilliant Channel Five before Christmas.

The famous entertainment entrepreneur is so canny that sometimes he even wrong foots experts who understand tabloids, claims a leading tabloid expert who said even he didn't see this one coming.

But in this case, kicking the Zimbabwean Dionne Warwick style singer out was guaranteed to lead to a public outcry as two of those put through in her place vomited on Cheryl's carpet while singing during their final audition.

Simon Cowell is a true genius of tabloidity. Good on yer Guv'nor, makes our job nice and easy.