X Factor Cheryl In Trumping Storm

The psychological battle amongst the X Factor judges hotted up again last night with Cheryl's lips saying one thing but her bottom saying something else.

Congratulating nerve wrecked star hopeful Cher Lloyd with her lips, her bottom had a more critical opinion.

Acoustics experts told The Boobs that audio evidence could not conclusively prove that the fart came from Cheryl and it could have come from Simon or Danni.

But as Cheryl stopped talking and then the sound was heard it is as close to proof positive as it will ever be that she did it.

Not Even A 'Pardon Me' From Cheryl After Live Bottom Pop? How Rude!

It's a disgrace!

On live telly?

Just when the nation was sitting down with nibbles and a glass of wine on Saturday evening, Cheryl Cole lets rip a wet ripe one!

How could she?

And what is even worse is that she ignored what she had done.

No 'ooh pardon me love', no 'opps excuse me', no nothing.

Come off it, Cheryl.

Doesn't the nation deserve at least a pardon me?

Or at least a look to your left and a 'Siimmmoon!!!'.

Would have brought the house down.

Is this what SHITV has come to?

Trumpgate: Cheryl Blamed, But Audio Evidence Says It Could Have Been Simon Who Done It!

Audio scientists were studying files taken from Saturday night's X Factor in which one of the judges seems to have farted on live television.

Acoustics experts from America say that it is not possible to decide for certain who let rip unless the sound can be triangulated.

Simon and Danni are as much a suspect as Cheryl, according to Professor Dave, as both could have been picked up by Cheryl's microphone.

But it's looking bad for poor old Cheryl because it looks like she stopped talking and then popped, a clue that, like most Brits, she can't fart and talk at the same time.

Twenty five other people farted during the 75 minute broadcast, ten of them British.