It is with great disdain that this reader spotted that inflation has once again pipped 4.4 percentage points. The Bank of England has been entrusted by this once great nation to keep it at 2. By my calculations that means they are off by 2.4 whole percents. Are this lot in control of inflation or they just meeting up at their bi weekly meetings to drink a lot of expensive claret on expenses and to moan about foreigners?
If I was sixty years younger I would offer to fix it all myself. I would start off by sacking anyone who doesn't need spectacles.
Toodle Pip, Angered, Knightsbridge
I am writing to congratulate you on your iPad edition of the 9th March. It was most excellent. I found the comments from Jeremy Clarkson to be both sassy and poignant. How does he think these things up?
One point, how the hell do you switch the ruddy iPad off?
Yours, Gerald Blighty, Knightsbridge
I read with considerable irritation in your edition of the 10th extant that no coloured person had ever been killed in my favourite shitv serial Midsommer Murders. How could this have ever been allowed to have happened? I do hope heads will roll.
Yours, Major Charles Danbury III