Cameron Outburst
FREE GUIDE: HOW TO SPEAK OFF THE CUFF WITHOUT UPSETTING ANYONE, BY SAMANTHA CAMERON INSIDE TODAY
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Pressure Grows on David Cameron To Join Twitter
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The entertainment industry is to call on David Cameron to join Twitter, to give the country a good laugh.
Just days after Ed Miliband apparently made a misspelling when he referred to Blackbusters when he meant Blockbusters, entertainment analysts are salivating at the comedy gems David Cameron could introduce if he let his typing fingers do the talking.
An expert told this paper:
"The Tourettes comment last night and the twat comment a couple of years back, are just a taster of what is to come. He could put Ricky Gervais and Jeremy Clarkson out of business if he joined Twitter tomorrow, he could be that massive."
Also in today's paper:
The Adolf Hitler New Year Diet, starts today pages 16, 17
The Kim Jong Un New Year Diet, starts today pages 27, 28
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Cameron Bursts
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New Call For Cameron To Apologize For Attack On 'Annoying People'
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Following David Cameron's speedy apology for calling Ed Balls a Tourettes Sufferer, the prime minister is being pressured to give a new apology to annoying people after other comments in the same interview seem to have been ignored in the ensuing furore.
In the interview given to the Daily Telegraph the prime minister said of Ed Balls:
"He just annoys me... "
Gerard Brockner phoned BBC Radio 5 Live to complain about the comments:
"Both my wife and daughter are annoying individuals and flippant remarks like that just do more harm than the prime minister realizes. I welcome his separate apology to Tourettes sufferers, but he must also apologise to people like me who have to live with annoying people on a daily basis."
Our telephone call to Number 10 remained unreturned when we typed this.
Also in today's paper:
How To Go Through Life Without Apologizing And Feel Good About It, By Professor Cockover, Lebanon Business School
Build An Empire Like Kim Jong Il In Your Own Company, Guide Starts Page 4
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Letters Tourettes
HOW TO DROP THINGS STEPHEN HAWKING SAID INTO YOUR OWN CONVERSATIONS TO IMPRESS HOT PHYSICYSTS, IN TODAY'S CELEBRITY PHYSICS TABLOID SECTION
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Letters To The Editor
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Dear Sir,
I fear that David Cameron is spending much too much time with his friend Jeremy Clarkson following his latest outburst against the poor Tourettes sufferer Ed Balls. It's shameful he should be allowed to get away with comments like that.
Yours, Madam Mary Magdelen-Pygot-Smythe
Dear Sir,
May I complain in advance for the BBC allowing a person with Tourettes on live radio swearing like that. It's an absolute disgrace. Shame on you BBC.
Yours, Milly Maynard, Enfield
Dear Sir,
I would like to complain about Rickie Gervais's comments about Twinks on his Twitter feed last Thursday. Doesn't he realize the money he could lose by offending an entire twenty something demographic like that?
Yours, Harry Twonk, Battersea
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