EXCLUSIVE: David Cameron 'Rehearsed TINA Speech Wearing Thatcher Wig'

David Cameron had a Margaret Thatcher wig on while rehearsing his 'There Is No Alternative' (TINA) speech he delivered on Thursday, it was revealed last night.

Video of the rehearsals have since been deleted off YouTube in which Cameron, 45, also did the ex PM's voice and held a handbag in his arm.

The head of the Office for Budget Responsibility emailed to tell the prime minister it wasn't a very good impression, we have learned.

Correction: In an earlier draft of this story we reported that David Cameron dressed up in a Tina Turner wig to rehearse the Margaret Thatcher TINA speech. We are happy to say we lied.

Clarification: In our article "Pussygalore At Number 11" we were in fact referring to the 50 year celebrations of James Bond film franchise and not Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne as a number of readers contacted us to point out.

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Respected Bespectacled Greek Economist Set To Be Jailed

Just when it looked like Greece's economy couldn't get any worse, it looks set to get worse, tomorrow, when one of its most respected economists is going to be jailed.

Vicky Pryce, economist and motoring points takerer of ex MP Chris Huhne, 62, was convicted of perverting the course of justice last week.

It has always been this paper's opinion that economists should be jailed if they have done something wrong and doing something this wrong certainly deserves the porridge that Ms Pryce will undoubtedly be served up on Monday.

Anything less than 18 months in the clink and this paper would think the judge is av'in'a'larff.

Also in today's paper:

Labour Set To Win Landfill At Next Election, Tory Poll Shows

Cuddling Causes Cancer, Says Report

Russian Dating Site Linked To Deaths Of Kittens

Nuts Magazine Apologises After Breach Of Editorial Booblines

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