I am writing this outside Holloway Prison, where one of the country's preeminent eeekonomists is being held at the start of an 8 month sentence for perverting the course of justice.
Vicky Price, 60, is the most high profile Greek born eeekonomist to be jailed so far since the financial crisis exploded in 2008.
Her ex husband, former Environment Minister and LibDem cabinet bruiser, Chris Huhne, was also sent to prison, where he disappointed many for not being much of a prison bruiser, with one of the guards taking the mickey out of him for not having any tattoos and 'a posh haircut that made him look like a girl'.
This newspaper thinks it is a disappointment that more members of the cabinet had not been thrown into jail last week; including David Cameron for dangerous driving (U Turns), George Osborne for Assault With His Red Budget Box, and Theresa May For Threats To Stab The Prime Minister In The Back.
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