Revealed: The Beach In Brazil Where Women's Tops Disappear Into Thin Air

La Bamba Beach, San Paulo de Cannio, Brazil: Shortly after the picture, below, was taken, three women walked past and their tops disintegrated, showing off their boobies.

This is a regular occurrence on this increasingly popular beach in Brazil, which is rapidly getting notoriety as a bikini top Bermuda Triangle.

Crime lords, some as young as 10, are targeting the beach and using the sudden toplessness as the perfect diversion to steal money and jewlery.

Gaia, 18, from Romford, on holiday with her Premier League footballer boyfriend, told the Boobs: "I was just walking along minding my own business and suddenly it was, like, a warm gust of wind picked up and my boobs appeared. My bikini top had simply gone. Oooo! I thought, where did my bikini go?"

Correction: La Bamba Beach, San Paulo de Cannio was not the beach on which men's swimming trunks disappear as we reported earlier.

David Cameron Is A Cardboard Cut Out, Comic Relief 1D Images Show

Pictures have emerged that clearly show David Cameron is a cardboard cut out, in publicity photographs with world pop sensations One Direction.

Prime Minister Cameron's, 46, chubby face is stuck in exactly the same pose on every single shot that we found in a quick search on the internet, leading many to believe he is in fact a cardboard cut out.

Identical: The four images, below, that show a frozen David Cameron, with his pop bros 1D, seem to show he is a lifeless cardboard cut out:

(Above) "Hello young chaps I'm David Cameron"

(Above) Cheeky Niall (bottom right) looks like he is about to kiss the PM, but Cameron still doesn't move

(Above) Gorgeous Harry (behind Cameron's left shoulder) pulls his popular duck face that helped bed Taylor Swift, behind the frozen image of the UK leader

Strongman Niall (still bottom right) seems to be about to pick up the Prime Minister under the arms in the final picture in the series

A person who saw the images, above, told The Thun: "It was like that episode from that 1970s sci-fi show where everyone froze and our heroes could walk through the frozen reality. Just, in this case, David Cameron appears to be the frozen one and everyone else is moving around him. He should resign at once."

A spokesman from Downing Street shouted at us for suggesting David Cameron was a cardboard cut out even though we showed them the pictures we found.

Also in today's paper:

David Gandy Shirtless All Over The World, Part 17: Ipanema Beach, Brazil

Free David Cameron Cardboard Cut Out For Every Reader (Postage And Packing only £150)

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