The government was in a state of disarray this morning while the prime minister was out of the country.
A group of Conservative backbench MPs said they intended to table a motion to bring forward a vote in the Commons tonight to remove the UK from the Eurovision Song Contest before Saturday.
There are current plans for a referendum which could see the country withdraw from the contest in 2017.
The UK hasn't won the contest in over 10 years and regularly comes in the bottom 10, a clear sign of a conspiracy against the UK.
Dicky Boner, MP from Tophatshire, said: "Enough is enough. We pay all this money for an event and we get nothing out of it, it's time to withdrawn and the rest of Europe be damned."
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