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BBC Starts Showing Adverts On Website

The bleedin hell fire BBC started playing adverts on its website this week and didn't tell anybody about it.

The adverts appeared on the website under the headline 'Craig Charles' 10 Top Summer Sizzlers' as part of YouTube videos included on the page.

We tweeted them at @BBCPress and they ignored us completely.

They should be shut down immediately for breaking their Charter which says they cannot have adverts anywhere, according to experts who danced to some of the tunes on the aforementioned page.

The bloody BBC continues.

Corrections: In yesterday's story: 'Donald Trump Set To Win US Presidency In 2016' it seems that there were a number of errors: Donald Trump is the American Alan Sugar and not the American Lulu as we claimed. The other Donald we couldn't remember at the time who had funny hair like he had just been hit in the head by a tennis racket was Donald Duck, we are happy to set the record straight. The advert for wigs on the page said they started at £2.99 each, the figure should have said £299.99.

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CITY B.S.

Bloke Who Looks Like Father Christmas Set To Lead Labour Party Ho Ho

Jeremy Corbyn, the most lookilikie to Father Christmas of all the Labour Party leader candidates gave an interview on the telly today.

Jeremy Corbyn - public domain wikipedia

Shares initially didn't plummet as expected, and then didn't recover in later trading because the interview was broadcast on BBC 1 at 9:35 on a Sunday morning when the stock market was closed.

In the interview Corbyn, 11stone 4lbs, said he liked watching Marx brothers films, especially Karl Marx the older one.

The Labour Party sticking two fingers up to the media continues.

Also In Today's Paper:

Pressure Grows For London To Change Time To Hong Kong Time Zone

Mayor Of London To Promote Hair Products In Trip To Beijing

CEO Of FTSE1000 Company: "Why I Can't Live On Under £25 million a year"

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Daily Mail

Letters To The Editor

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Thank you for your brilliant 'How to get a beach body in under 7 days' series of articles last week. Not to quibble, just that mine looked just like the old one but with more sand on it. Did I do something wrong?

Yours, Harry Dafoe

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At last I have discovered a way of getting my body into beach perfect shape in only 7 days. Thank you Daily Moan for your help. I wish I knew the trick was to keep all your clothes on all the while years ago.

Yours, Sean O'Flockerty

Dear Sir,

I find it hilarious when formerly fit famous people look all fat when they take their clothes off on the beach. Thank you Daily Moan for making me feel a little better about myself by showing the flaws in others.

Yours, Jim Jimbotson