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The Thun (Spoof of The Times)

Video Emerges Of A Young Jeremy Corbyn Shouting At Maggie Thatcher

The soon to be new leader of the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn, once shouted at Margaret Thatcher, video seen by this newspaper shows.

In the video, the clearly angry Corbyn asked some question or other which the prime minister answered after removing her owl shaped glasses, popular at the time.

Thatcher, 92, hooted at the folk singer looking Labour politician from Islington and then blamed it all on the local authorities.

"If you want spectacles like Maggie you'll have to go to Specsavers," said a man. [SPONSORED]

The homelessness continues.

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Margaret Thatcher Removes Glasses To Shout At Jeremy Corbyn

Video has emerged on t'internet showing a rattled prime minister, Margaret Thatcher, shouting at Jeremy Corbyn, who looked like a folk singer, it has been reported in The Thun.

The video, taken from a prime minister's question time while Margaret Thatcher was still alive, shows the beardy Labour leftie barely containing his rage that poor people were sleeping on the streets.

If Jeremy Corbyn is elected leader of the Labour Party all hell will break loose, it is claimed.

The up the creek without a paddle continues.

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Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir,

I would dislike Jeremy Corbyn if he wasn't so damn sexy. Easily the sexiest party leader if he wins.

Yours, Fred Flintstone

Dear Sir,

My opinion on the Jeremy Corbyn leader of the Labour Party thing? Give me a grizzled leftie any day rather than a frazzled rightie.

Yours, Uma Bartlesby

Dear Sir,

Why is everyone bothered who leads the Labour Party? I think it is time for them to take a break until the next election.

Yours, George Osborne