ELECTION WORKOUT, PART 5: STRENGTHEN YOUR KNEES WITH THE DONALD TRUMP KNEE BOW
The Thun - The Times spoof

That Donald Trump Curtsey In Full

Donald Trump curtseyed like a girl today when receiving a medal from the Saudi king, according to an expert close to the president's knees.

An onlooker said: "If Saudi women were allowed to not wear a headdress they would look just like Donald Trump curtseying in this clip. That's if women were allowed to win medals in the kingdom."

Women curtsey and men bow.

Women curtsey like below:

Donald trump curtsey

And this is how curtseys are done OFFICIALLY.

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A commentator on Fox News said Trump, 71, didn't curtsey, "he had a temporary knee embolism after dipping his head in a way that was not a bow either."

The curtsey continues.

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Correction: In yesterday's story: "I didn't curtsey like a girl. It was a beautiful manly curtsey," says President Trump it seems there was an error: Trump spokeswoman Kellyanne Conway curtseys like a woman, we are happy to set the record straight.

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Daily Excrement - Daily Express

"We Are The Nazty Party," Says Theresa May in 2002

Theresa May acknowledged today fifteen years ago that the Conservative party are known as the Nazty Party. Speaking at some conference or other, the then chairwoman of the Conservative Party said the party had an image problem and everyone disliked them.

"We are no longer the Nazty Party," said the prime minister today. "Unless that is if you are European Brexit negotiators in which case my pointy stiletto is being aimed at your shin and you will soon find out how painful that is," said the popular leader.

The Nazty continues.

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Daily Mail

Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir,

Donald Trump didn't curtsey he wobbled. There should be a law against criticising old peoples knees. It should be a hate crime.

Yours, Mrs Darmin, 89

Dear Sir,

The Donald Trump curtsey is simply the most fabulous thing I have seen this year. Maybe the necklace was heavier than he expected.

Yours, Barack Obama

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Dear Sir,

I must complain about your online quiz. When I took your 'Are You Strong And Stable?' I only got 5.6%. I think it is broken, and so does my husband.

Yours, Theresa May