HUNG PARLIAMENT 2017: IS NOW THE RIGHT TIME TO DROP THE NEED FOR MEN MPS TO WEAR TIES?
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Theresa May Learning How To Shout In Deep Voice For Brexit Negotiations

Margaret Thatcher famously took speech classes to make her voice deeper. Theresa May is now working on her new Brexit negotiating voice, according to well placed insiders on the inside.

"The prime minister is aiming for a big butch voice and is learning to speak from her diaphragm. And she is learning to shout the words: "Get my coat we're leaving boys" for when Europe demands a divorce bill," according to the source.

The prime minister is also taking courses on:

* Steely eyed stares

* Storming out of negotiations in tasty high heeled shoes and remembering to take everything with her because its always embarrassing when you have to go back to get something after you've just stormed out.

* Mentioning that Donald Trump is in her wrestling tag team at every opportunity with underlying menace she's about to do an RKO at any moment

The 'Are We Out Yet?' continues.

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Correction: In yesterday's story: Is This Theresa May's Storming Out Of Brexit Negotiations Outfit? 'Yes' Says Our Brilliant Fashion Expert Mildred Cue it seems there was an error: The correct answer is 'we don't know'. We are happy to set the record straight.

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Brilliant Donald Trump Posts Video Of Him Wrestling Kim Jong-Un

Donald Trump has once again stunned his critics by posting a second video of edited WWE footage of him wrestling a man with Kim Jong-un's head superimposed on the man he's wrestling, according to someone with a Twitter account who was aghast at the news.

This is the latest in a line of Tweets that many are saying shows the president is suffering from too many slams on his head in the wrestling ring.

But some of his supporters were impressed with the video: "I have never been more hopeful of a resolution with North Korea," said a Trump supporter in Minnesota. "If The Don can make him tap out that quickly I say lets get some now," he continued.

The RKO Out Of Nowhere continues.

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Also In Today's Paper:

Brexit Hits All Time High

At Last The Seas Are Ours, Thanks To Brexit

Apology To Jonathan Ross For Our Trolling After He Called It Bwexit

IS IT TIME TO STOP BUYING RUBBISH EUROPEAN STUFF AND BUYING BRITISH INSTEAD?
Daily Mail

Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir,

My friend, who is a computer expert, tells me that Theresa May uses the nuclear code as her own personal pin number. I'm not sure what I'm worried about more. That the nuclear code is only 4 digits long or that Barclays Bank knows what it is and they are trying to break in to the North Korea market.

Yours, Jemimah Longstocking

Dear Sir,

Glastonbury was bigly good this year. It's good that global warming has stopped all the mud. We're all winning together. Stop listening to that Macron fella. He's not a good man. His handshake didn't hurt at all.

Yours, Donald Trump

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Dear Sir,

Yea! Donald Trump posted another wrestling video today. They say wrestling is scripted but that looks just like my day in the White House these days to me.

Yours, Sean Spicer, White House Communications Spokesman