2nd January: Perry-Brand To Divorce Following Partnership Acronym Meltdown + Whip 'Em Out, Says Gov Danger Tits Expert + Letters To The Editor

8th January: Pressure Grows on David Cameron To Join Twitter + New Call For Cameron To Apologize For Attack On 'Annoying People' + Letters To The Editor

15th January: Beepgate: Prominent TV Chef Arrested After Failing Tesco Self Service 'Beep!' Test + Balls Grabbed Miliband By The Testicles And Shouted "We're Doing It My Way" + Letters To The Editor

22nd January 2012: US Election 2012: Are Americans Baldist? When Was The Last Time They Elected A Sexy Bald President ? + Cameron Throws Weight Behind Campaign To Change Fred Goodwin's Whole Name + Letters To The Editor

29th January: Banker Who Was Off Sick All Last Year To Get £3mn Bonus + Greece To Default On It's Debts In Elaborate Plate Smashing Ceremony + Letters To The Editor

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