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Dec

British Airways Are A Bloody Bleedin Disgrace. Here's Why

Princess Diana Died In Car Crash, £3.7 Million Investigation Proves

Why Extremely Obese People Should Be Allowed To Eat Until They Burst

SHITV1 Shows a good programme shock: Entourage Special

Leader Of The Society Of Fawning Sycophants 'Really Looking Forward To Another Superb Office Christmas Party, Sir'

Does Lord Stevens Know Something He's Not Telling Us About?

CHRISTMAS TELLY IS BOLLOCKS, THANK GOD FOR SKY MOVIES!!!

Was Tony Blair Dressed Only In His Underpants When Police Interviewed Him?

Nov

BATTLE FOR BRITISH PM MEANS SCOTLAND WILL WIN EITHER WAY

Police To Begin Collecting Fingerprints, Urine and Semen Samples On The Streets From Today

How Much Does Your Police Officer Get Paid?

West Coast Rail Upgrade May Be Going In Wrong Direction

Oct

Disgrace of the Week! Did Borat Sponsor That Robinson Own Goal?

Local Man 'Cock-A-Hoop' Over New Cock, Named Hoop

Quote from Martin Narey, former Director General of prisons, on Home Secretary David Blunkett:

Man With Bandaged Head Delays Meeting With Jack Straw

The Best Penalty You Will Ever See (Link to YouTube Australia)

Fewer Nurses Increases Choking On Own Vomit Risk

Caravan Holiday Parks To Be Used As Overflow Prisons

Sept

VOR Predicted Day Of Tony Blair's Resignation Last May

Cherie Says 'Bastard' With Her Eyes While Applauding Brown

Drop The Dead Tony - The Toilet Incident

What's Wrong With Fish And Chips Anyway?

Why Oh Why Oh Why Did The BBC Allow A Hamster To Drive At 300mph?

Britifh Writer Launchef Hilariouf Newf Ffatire Ffite

New 12:30 News: "The Come On Down News Show!"

Aug

Yearly BA Peak Holiday Delays Get Government Approval

Kent Water Urges Customers To Use Their Hoses

Panic At The Post Office

Crisis At The Petrol Pumps

Latest John Prescott Intercepted Voice Mail Messages

July

Corfu Wot A Scorcher!

PUCKER UP WITH PRESCOTT!

Proud to fund the Labor Party

Sven Urges Tabloids Not To Throw Things At Rooney and other World Cup / Wayne Rooney stories

Zinedine's Zentoff!

June

World Cup 2006... England's run...

Build up: Rooney's foot

Race On To Get Rooney's Foot Scanned Before Hospital Closes

So, How Patriotic Are The Tabloids?

Ashley Cole Rant

Vee Vill Play Zis Only Vonce! ENGLAND Uber Alles!

Vee Vill Beat Zem On Zee Pitches

England vs Paraguay

Beckham Inspired Own Goal Gives England First Triumph!

It Was A Complete Cock-Up But We'll Take The Win, Says Becks

England vs Trinidad and Tobago

TRINIBAD AND TOGOHOME!

ENGLAND 2 SCOTLAND 0

FREE T&T SINGY-SONG FOR EVERY READER TODAY!

England vs Sweden

OWEN OFF IN ONE MINUTE? IT'S A DISGRACE

ENGLAND FAIL TO STUFF SWEDES

England vs Ecuador

Goldenbowel's Free Kick Stunner

Australia lose to Italy in final penalty kick of the game, we felt cheated...

AUSTRALIA GO HOME AFTER ITALIAN WIN DISGRACE

Other news:

Dulux Dog Would Like To Be Deputy Prime Minister

Government Admits: "Reason We Don't Know How Many Illegal Immigrants There Are in the Country Is Because Of An Illegal Immigrant Working in the Counting Office"

Terror On the Streets - BBC Apology

SCHOOL KIDS TOLD: GET ON YER BIKE!

May

BBC Interviews Driver As Internet Expert...

Tourette's Sufferer Pete Tipped To Win Big Brother 2006

Who's Side Is News of The World On?

Opinionatorial: On Story: "Woman fined £75 for throwing a Cheesy Wotsit out of car window"

What Was John Prescott Doing At 8:15 on Thursday Last Week?

Governor of Leyhill Open Prison Says Saturday's Prison Open Day Will Go Ahead As Planned

German Plan To Steal Rooney's Foot

Rooney Recovering Well

Tony Blair To Resign Thursday

April

Ant And Dec's Alien Autopsy Is Our Film Of The Millennium So Far!

Brown and Blair In Secret Relate Counselling

Football Latest In Terrace Chants

Piggy Snorted Cocaine for Breakfast

March

"I Should Never Have Told People I Was Queer", Admits Blair

Illegal Loans To Political Parties To Be Banned By 2097

Stop This Commonwealth Games Freak Show!

Made up quote of the day

Home Office Issues Guidelines On How To Pick Up Chicks From Bars

News reader chin: Channel Four Lady Reporter Sports Wispy Beard Shock

LoanationGate: Both Tory Parties Implicated In Sleazy Tactics

Was Returning Freed Hostage Norman Kember Accidentally Locked In Airline Toilets?

JOWELL GROWL AFTER TOWEL FOUL

BLAIR: GOD SPEAKS TO ME AND GEORGE

WHAT WOULD GEORGE BUSH LOOK LIKE AS A GIRL...?

Feb

Bird Flu: Government Announces 'Rod Hull Emu' Quarantine Policy

What Would You Do With The £1.50 You Would Have Wasted On The Euro Millions Lottery Today?

Priest Punches Parishioner

More Still Legal Religious Jokes

After Smoking In Pubs Victory, Campaign To Stop Smoking Outside Begins In Earnest

Sheffield: Persistent Offender Sentenced To Watching 24 Hours of Curling

Bank Heist - A Nation's Media Reports!

Bird Fancier's 'Most Likely To Get Bird Flu', Study Shows

Jan

BBC WORRIED ABOUT 'LONG HAIRED LAYABOUT' PRODUCERS

Celebrity Big Brother - Just a load of old Tits And Arse?

Picture Editors Across World Make This The Most Popular George Galloway Picture In History

HAROLD WILSON'S CAT WAS ELECTROCUTED BY KGB

Des Lynam Urged To Sue Galloway Over Mustache

George Galloway Faces New Calls For Neutering

"Pete Burns Ate My Goldfish"

Charles Kennedy Urged To Run For Leader

EXCLUSIVE: The first video of Ming The Merciless Torturing Charles Kennedy

More World Cup German

TONY BLAIR GIVEN AN ASBO

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