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Dec
	Football: What England Need Now Is A Coach Who Can't Speak Any English At All Can We Ever Trust A Canoeist Again? Islington Man Vomits Perfectly Formed Mince Pies Miners To Be Asked To Police Police Strike BBC Radio One Stands By Decision To Censor White Christmas Music Industry Greets Robbie Williams Rudebox Lawsuit Defeat Santa Kicked In Testicles By Reindeer Three Funny Amazon Reviews
Nov
	Government Lose 15 Million Children Abrahamsgate Latest: "I'm Sorry For Claiming I Didn't Donate To The Labour Party When In Fact I Did, I Think" VIDEO: David Dimbleby struggling to get interviews with men on a production line... Channel 4 Launches New C4 Plus 5 Minutes Service It's About Time Banks Were Allowed To Go Bust Spectacularly Dear Gordon - Could You Suggest A Swear Word For Me For Use When I Regrout My Bathroom On Sunday? Google and England Crisis blooper Get Your Own 'Get A Grip' MP3 Ring Tone For Every Reader Heather Mills McCartney To Host New Game Show: "I'm Not Supposed To Be Telling You This, But..." King Tut: Why Oh Why Oh Why Are They Making Us Look At A Dead Corpse? Sudan: Class Names Teddy Bear 'Muhammad Ali' In Attempt To Get Teacher Jailed MEDIA LIE OF THE WEEK - NANA'S KNIT SHREDDIES Northern Cock Up Latest: Taxpayers Queue Outside Tax Offices To Get Their Money Out Virgin Trains To Take Over Northern Cockup VIDEO: Sky Exterminate TheFuckAll.com - Steve McClaren Kickboxer Signs Up To 'Violence Offsetting' Scheme We Resign!
Oct
	1) Get Your Bargain Downloads from BBQ Shop... 2) Get Your Bargain Downloads from BBQ Shop... The evidence Free Million Pound Diana Pictures Bonanza Starts Today! England Pummel French Into Béchamel Sauce Ashton Told: Name Your Price, But Do It Before Saturday Hurrah For Jonny 'Golden Funny Shaped Balls' Wilkinson! England Rugby Jokes Well done England on getting to the final, but this was the no try.... Heather Mills Has Screw Loose FREE HEATHER MILLS HALLOWEEN MASK FOR EVERY READER Does This Picture Prove Henri Paul Was Pissed At Wheel? Opinion: If BBC Wants Us To Trust It, Then They Must Stop These Attacks On Michael Fish BBC News Report Leads To New Run On Northern Rock Why Are Those Bastards At The Post Office Closing Our Lovely Post Offices Down. Huh? Professional Wrestlingisation Of F1 Now Complete Why Oh Why Oh Why Won't They Let Us Print The Name Of The Royal At The Centre Of The Blackmail Attempt? South Africa To Be Renamed The All Whites I Saw My Tory MP On The Telly Sans Tie, It's A Disgrace - Letter
Sept
	Gordon Brown Gives Same Speech As Gore And Clinton, Shockers Does Charlie Brooker Cartoonist Work For Cock Site? Don't miss The Jeremy Kyle Show SHITV1 weekdays 9:30am THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! Brown To Call General Election For 25th October Brilliant Amazon reviews Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4 BBC TO ALLOW SWEARING ON 10 O'CLOCK NEWS Roman Abramovich To Captain Chelski Against Manchester United This Sunday Poll Hijackers 'Determined To Infiltrate' Next Blue Peter Poll Portuguese Police Training Video Actual Facts We Know About The Madeline McCann Disappearance Maddy Parents Face Foot And Mouth Allegations Northern Rock Latest How Many Portuguese Police Officers Does It Take To Make A Statement To The Press? How Many Portuguese Police Officers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? History is made: Eurotunnel Train Breaks Speed Record Boris Johnson Abducted By Aliens
Aug
	Church of England to Abolish Bible Do British Women Have Enough Milk In Their Breasts? Channel Four To Replace Celebrity Big Brother 2008 With Reruns of 1970's "Love Thy Neighbour" Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Ozzy Osbourne Pictures On Cigarette Packets From Today Elvis Spotted At Clacton-On-Sea Methane Danger At Heathrow Hippy Camp And The Nomination For Prat Of The Year: Rod Liddle Are Today's Teens Too Naughty To Sleep? Tewkesbury Man Blamed for Flooding Top Ten Strangest World Records, From Oddee.com... Funniest Comedy Violence Game On the Internet...
Jul
	*Alistair 'No Good Bits'* Campbell Diaries Exclusive Extract Alistair 'Nothing Juicy Here' Campbell Diaries Exclusive: The Beach Trip Compulsory BBC Course For Staff: Why Ripping The Audience Off Is A Bad Thing Tories To Conceed London Mayoral Elections Early: Boris Johnson Their Candidate Floods Blamed On People Not Drinking Enough Water We Search For The Most Expensive 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows' If Nobody Checks My Passport Next Time I Go Through Heathrow I Will Explode! theVoiceofReason Told To Apologize For Claims Queen Went 'Nutty Incensed' At Tabloid Tale Why Ricky Gervais Is Still Brilliant**
Jun
	2012 Epilympics? It's Bloody Brilliant! Was the BBC's Glastonbury Coverage All A Bleedin' Fraud? Bernard Manning Dead, Jamaican Police Begin Murder Enquiry Channel Four Murders Bernard Manning TRIBUTE TO BERNARD MANNING: OUR FAVOURITE "YO' MANNING SO FAT" JOKES It's Look-i-likie Brother Boy Racer Wins Grand Prix: It's A Bleedin Disgrace! Blair Leaves Number 10 In End Of Term Party Atmosphere VIDEO: 50 Year Old 'Go To Work On An Egg' Ads Are Banned. This Is How It Should Look...
May
	Will Davina Be Tricked Into Going Into Big Brother House Tonight? Big Butch Brother New Newspaper Regulations Come Into Force Today World Exclusive Interview With Mourhino's Dog
Apr
	Woolworth, A Bargain? It's a Disgrace!Woolworth, A Bargain? It's a Disgrace! Iran Hostages Apologize For Dame Edna TV Show Exclusive: "My Unsuccessful Suicide Attempt", By Jade Goody NEWS INTERNATIONAL'S GUIDELINE TO JOURNALISTS ON CHEQUE BOOK JOURNALISM Teachers Bullied On YouTube Told To See The Teacher Who Showed The Kids How To Do It In The First Place
Mar
	Apology Pressure Grows On Beckham To Call McClaren A 'Useless Tit' Government Announces Complete Carbon Dioxide Ban By 2050 "My Juddering Car Gave Me The Best Orgasm Of My Life... Thank You Tesco!" Fred In Three In A Ped Scandal Home Office Split: Third Department Disappears IRAN: THEY ARRESTED A GIRL! Our Editor Promises To Resign If England Doesn't Make It To European Championships "I Was Duffed Up By The Police, But I Deserved It" This is an e-mail we received this morning, purporting to come from the RAC, the motoring organization. However the first sentence gives it away a bit... SHITV Cancels SHITV Play
Feb
	Daily Mail, Alzheimer Patient's Number One Choice! BERNARD MATTHEWS FOUND DEAD Is Bernard Matthews Turning Into A Turkey? Bird Flu? It's Bloody Typical Isn't It? Home Office Accidentally Release Bird Flu 'How To Panic' Memo Tony Blair Won't Quit, Latest Burglary Now UK's Number One Sport DEFRA Admit, 'We Haven't A Clue' "I've Got To Pay For My Racist Comments One Bonk At A Time", Says TV's Danny Do-nothing Nude Daniel Radcliffe Waves His Magic Wand On The West End Stage The Sun Gets Video Of Blair Promising PM'ship to Brown If The Kids In This Country Aren't Happy, Then They Should All Piss Off To Holland Whenbley? Stadium May Never Be Ready Elton John Tried To Make Robbie Go To Rehab, he said, No, No, OK...
Jan
	Exclusive: Free Inside Today - The Jade Lipo Workout! Could Jade Goody Spark World War Three? Home Office Lose 17 Schizophrenics Trying To Kill Gordon Brown Prime Minister: "Shilpa Shetty Treatment Is Shitty" Opinion - On the Celebrity Big Brother Shilpa Shetty bullying

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