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Dec
Football: What England Need Now Is A Coach Who Can't Speak Any English At All
Can We Ever Trust A Canoeist Again?
Islington Man Vomits Perfectly Formed Mince Pies
Miners To Be Asked To Police Police Strike
BBC Radio One Stands By Decision To Censor White Christmas
Music Industry Greets Robbie Williams Rudebox Lawsuit Defeat
Santa Kicked In Testicles By Reindeer
Three Funny Amazon Reviews
Nov
Government Lose 15 Million Children
Abrahamsgate Latest: "I'm Sorry For Claiming I Didn't Donate To The Labour Party When In Fact I Did, I Think"
VIDEO: David Dimbleby struggling to get interviews with men on a production line...
Channel 4 Launches New C4 Plus 5 Minutes Service
It's About Time Banks Were Allowed To Go Bust Spectacularly
Dear Gordon - Could You Suggest A Swear Word For Me For Use When I Regrout My Bathroom On Sunday?
Google and England Crisis blooper
Get Your Own 'Get A Grip' MP3 Ring Tone For Every Reader
Heather Mills McCartney To Host New Game Show: "I'm Not Supposed To Be Telling You This, But..."
King Tut: Why Oh Why Oh Why Are They Making Us Look At A Dead Corpse?
Sudan: Class Names Teddy Bear 'Muhammad Ali' In Attempt To Get Teacher Jailed
MEDIA LIE OF THE WEEK - NANA'S KNIT SHREDDIES
Northern Cock Up Latest: Taxpayers Queue Outside Tax Offices To Get Their Money Out
Virgin Trains To Take Over Northern Cockup
VIDEO: Sky Exterminate
TheFuckAll.com - Steve McClaren
Kickboxer Signs Up To 'Violence Offsetting' Scheme
We Resign!
Oct
1) Get Your Bargain Downloads from BBQ Shop...
2) Get Your Bargain Downloads from BBQ Shop... The evidence
Free Million Pound Diana Pictures Bonanza Starts Today!
England Pummel French Into Béchamel Sauce
Ashton Told: Name Your Price, But Do It Before Saturday
Hurrah For Jonny 'Golden Funny Shaped Balls' Wilkinson!
England Rugby Jokes
Well done England on getting to the final, but this was the no try....
Heather Mills Has Screw Loose
FREE HEATHER MILLS HALLOWEEN MASK FOR EVERY READER
Does This Picture Prove Henri Paul Was Pissed At Wheel?
Opinion: If BBC Wants Us To Trust It, Then They Must Stop These Attacks On Michael Fish
BBC News Report Leads To New Run On Northern Rock
Why Are Those Bastards At The Post Office Closing Our Lovely Post Offices Down. Huh?
Professional Wrestlingisation Of F1 Now Complete
Why Oh Why Oh Why Won't They Let Us Print The Name Of The Royal At The Centre Of The Blackmail Attempt?
South Africa To Be Renamed The All Whites
I Saw My Tory MP On The Telly Sans Tie, It's A Disgrace - Letter
Sept
Gordon Brown Gives Same Speech As Gore And Clinton, Shockers
Does Charlie Brooker Cartoonist Work For Cock Site?
Don't miss The Jeremy Kyle Show SHITV1 weekdays 9:30am
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
Brown To Call General Election For 25th October
Brilliant Amazon reviews Parts
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BBC TO ALLOW SWEARING ON 10 O'CLOCK NEWS
Roman Abramovich To Captain Chelski Against Manchester United This Sunday
Poll Hijackers 'Determined To Infiltrate' Next Blue Peter Poll
Portuguese Police Training Video
Actual Facts We Know About The Madeline McCann Disappearance
Maddy Parents Face Foot And Mouth Allegations
Northern Rock Latest
How Many Portuguese Police Officers Does It Take To Make A Statement To The Press?
How Many Portuguese Police Officers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
History is made: Eurotunnel Train Breaks Speed Record
Boris Johnson Abducted By Aliens
Aug
Church of England to Abolish Bible
Do British Women Have Enough Milk In Their Breasts?
Channel Four To Replace Celebrity Big Brother 2008 With Reruns of 1970's "Love Thy Neighbour"
Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Ozzy Osbourne Pictures On Cigarette Packets From Today
Elvis Spotted At Clacton-On-Sea
Methane Danger At Heathrow Hippy Camp
And The Nomination For Prat Of The Year: Rod Liddle
Are Today's Teens Too Naughty To Sleep?
Tewkesbury Man Blamed for Flooding
Top Ten Strangest World Records, From Oddee.com...
Funniest Comedy Violence Game On the Internet...
Jul
Alistair
'No Good Bits'
Campbell Diaries Exclusive Extract
Alistair 'Nothing Juicy Here' Campbell Diaries Exclusive: The Beach Trip
Compulsory BBC Course For Staff: Why Ripping The Audience Off Is A Bad Thing
Tories To Conceed London Mayoral Elections Early: Boris Johnson Their Candidate
Floods Blamed On People Not Drinking Enough Water
We Search For The Most Expensive 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows'
If Nobody Checks My Passport Next Time I Go Through Heathrow I Will Explode!
theVoiceofReason Told To Apologize For Claims Queen Went 'Nutty Incensed' At Tabloid Tale
Why Ricky Gervais Is Still Brilliant
Jun
2012 Epilympics? It's Bloody Brilliant!
Was the BBC's Glastonbury Coverage All A Bleedin' Fraud?
Bernard Manning Dead, Jamaican Police Begin Murder Enquiry
Channel Four Murders Bernard Manning
TRIBUTE TO BERNARD MANNING: OUR FAVOURITE "YO' MANNING SO FAT" JOKES
It's Look-i-likie Brother
Boy Racer Wins Grand Prix: It's A Bleedin Disgrace!
Blair Leaves Number 10 In End Of Term Party Atmosphere
VIDEO: 50 Year Old 'Go To Work On An Egg' Ads Are Banned. This Is How It Should Look...
May
Will Davina Be Tricked Into Going Into Big Brother House Tonight?
Big Butch Brother
New Newspaper Regulations Come Into Force Today
World Exclusive Interview With Mourhino's Dog
Apr
Woolworth, A Bargain? It's a Disgrace!
Woolworth, A Bargain? It's a Disgrace!
Iran Hostages Apologize For Dame Edna TV Show
Exclusive: "My Unsuccessful Suicide Attempt", By Jade Goody
NEWS INTERNATIONAL'S GUIDELINE TO JOURNALISTS ON CHEQUE BOOK JOURNALISM
Teachers Bullied On YouTube Told To See The Teacher Who Showed The Kids How To Do It In The First Place
Mar
Apology
Pressure Grows On Beckham To Call McClaren A 'Useless Tit'
Government Announces Complete Carbon Dioxide Ban By 2050
"My Juddering Car Gave Me The Best Orgasm Of My Life... Thank You Tesco!"
Fred In Three In A Ped Scandal
Home Office Split: Third Department Disappears
IRAN: THEY ARRESTED A GIRL!
Our Editor Promises To Resign If England Doesn't Make It To European Championships
"I Was Duffed Up By The Police, But I Deserved It"
This is an e-mail we received this morning, purporting to come from the RAC, the motoring organization. However the first sentence gives it away a bit...
SHITV Cancels SHITV Play
Feb
Daily Mail, Alzheimer Patient's Number One Choice!
BERNARD MATTHEWS FOUND DEAD
Is Bernard Matthews Turning Into A Turkey?
Bird Flu? It's Bloody Typical Isn't It?
Home Office Accidentally Release Bird Flu 'How To Panic' Memo
Tony Blair Won't Quit, Latest
Burglary Now UK's Number One Sport
DEFRA Admit, 'We Haven't A Clue'
"I've Got To Pay For My Racist Comments One Bonk At A Time", Says TV's Danny Do-nothing
Nude Daniel Radcliffe Waves His Magic Wand On The West End Stage
The Sun Gets Video Of Blair Promising PM'ship to Brown
If The Kids In This Country Aren't Happy, Then They Should All Piss Off To Holland
Whenbley? Stadium May Never Be Ready
Elton John Tried To Make Robbie Go To Rehab, he said, No, No, OK...
Jan
Exclusive: Free Inside Today - The Jade Lipo Workout!
Could Jade Goody Spark World War Three?
Home Office Lose 17 Schizophrenics Trying To Kill Gordon Brown
Prime Minister: "Shilpa Shetty Treatment Is Shitty"
Opinion - On the Celebrity Big Brother Shilpa Shetty bullying